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Riding on a 'hog
Plowing through the fray
O'er hills we go
Fragging all the way
Needles 'round us ping
Making our shields bright
What fun it is to shoot and sing
Our slaying song tonight!

Jingle bells, Prophet smells
Jackal laid an egg
Hunter got annoyed at him
And tore off his leg
Jingle bells, shot gun shells
Hope it never ends
Oh what fun it is to fight
And kill all of your friends!

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon the Arbiter
Was seated by my side
The Warthog it was jacked
And then we both got shot
We plowed into a mass of Grunts
And then we got upsot!

Oh, jingle bells, Johnson yells
Throw all your grenades
Flood is gonna kill us all
In many gruesome ways
Jingle bells, though I fell
I'll respawn again
Oh what fun it is to fight
And kill all of your friends!
I DARE SOMEONE TO SING THIS AT CHRISTMAS! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU! AH HA HA!
This is what happens when you mix Christmas carols with Halo. It's insane, I tell ya, but soooo much fun to come up with.
I actually posted a version of this on my old account, but since I just deleted that, I'm posting it on here. :D

These lyrics are by me and my crazy little Halo-crack-addicted brain!

(I was gonna do a Reach version but couldn't think of anything funny that rhymed, so I stuck with Halo 3 :P)
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:icondynojackal19:
DYnoJackal19 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
I keep hearing this done in place of the version done by the Barenaked ladies. Is that weird?
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:iconwhitestriker1219:
whitestriker1219 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
I did it with my cousins!!!!!
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:iconepichalogirl:
Epichalogirl Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student Artist
Can i remove my comment no I can't
FUUUUUUUUU-
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:iconepichalogirl:
Epichalogirl Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student Artist
I will record myself and post it on YouTube for your dare.
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:iconwhitestriker1219:
whitestriker1219 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
Challenge accepted
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:iconskyhunter001:
Skyhunter001 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
ain't that the truth
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:icontraviboy:
Traviboy Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
LOL
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:iconlord-dracodraconis:
Lord-DracoDraconis Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is freaking hilarious!
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:iconbluestar1998:
BlueStar1998 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconspartan-so23:
Spartan-so23 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
I still get a kick out of this...
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:iconsapphiresfrost:
SapphiresFrost Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Dude, I have to stop laughing. This is fantastic!!! XD
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:iconsonamysuperlover1:
sonamysuperlover1 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
That Is So Funny. :)
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:iconartfulravensong:
artfulravensong Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Most epic thing ever :D
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:iconmnlt:
mnlt Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
I already made another song, as well. it too was based upon halo 3, but the carol is the 12 days of christmas. Or, should i say, the 12 days of halo christmas!
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Phantom8139 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Nice
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:iconkirra-uchiha:
Kirra-Uchiha Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
Omg i think i will
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:iconthe-last-wimbleton:
The-Last-Wimbleton Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this... someone needs to actually put this into audio.
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:iconautoman217:
Automan217 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL XD LOVE IT!!!
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:iconxxxshadowsneakxxx:
xXxshadowsneakxXx Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol that's so funny and creative and oh so true
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:iconmspyro:
MsPyro Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
Um, um,.....I lost my words. Inersting song, I might just go hide from your mind somewhere for a while.
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:iconthearmyofkevin:
TheArmyofKevin Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wish i found this earlier
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:iconyeaimabrony-gotaprob:
YeaImABrony-GotAProb Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I take ur dare mudderpucker.
┌─┐
┴─┴
ಠ_ರೃ
Says the Fancypants
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:icondragon-of-dc:
Dragon-of-DC Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg, this song is amazing. I need to learn this!!
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:icondemanus:
Demanus Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
I SUNG THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SLAYER MATCH LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconspartan-so23:
Spartan-so23 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
Challenge accepted. lol
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:iconlucariolover1324:
Lucariolover1324 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011
I'm doing that!
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:iconbearda-m0n:
BearDa-M0N Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
that was the best thing ever so funny
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:iconbearda-m0n:
BearDa-M0N Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
wtf
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VulpesToa Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This would make such an awesome Christmas story to hear at the fireplace. I love the lyrics! Nice job rhyming and keeping it Halo-related! Kudos, man!
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xVxsimple-angelxVx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Challenge accepted!
:iconchallangeacceptedplz:
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:iconkdawg177:
kdawg177 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
awesome my brother.oh,and if you see a profile like jun 117,please kill them.g'night!
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:iconhalorecon117:
halorecon117 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011   Artist
hehe nice halo jingle its great
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:iconxenosplicer117:
xenosplicer117 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011
double hog dare you to try post an audio of this
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:iconlucariolover1324:
Lucariolover1324 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
Do u mean double 'Hog dare u
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:iconfierceark:
FierceArk Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
i just sang this during my choir class and everybody just stoped and stared while i finshed the song. lol
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ScorpiaAssassnia Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I TOTALLY LOVE YOU FOR WRITING THIS!!! IT'S PURE EPIC!!! I'm so gonna sing this during choir and at Christmas!! Lol, my teacher is going to get so confused XD
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Kurokage-sama Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Interface Designer
You should read the one I made for Forgotten Realms. I know people that recite that every year. Its called A Vhaeraunite Christmas Carol.
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FluffytheElite2 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thats just pure awesome plaese do make more
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:icongaaras-etrnal-anegl:
Gaaras-etrnal-anegl Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011
SCREW CHRISTMAS! BECAUSE OF YOU I WAS SINGING THIS WHILE KILLING HUNTERS ON MY HALO ONE COMPUTER GAME EARLIER TODAY!
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Funkycheese56 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
Sing this at Christmas, eh?

Challange Accepted.
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:iconpiecexofxcheese:
PiecexOfxCheese Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
LOVE IT!!!
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:iconvisionarium:
Visionarium Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
i wounder if Machinima made a christmas movie in halo using this music as background music and the most epic fails possible in the game...
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:iconsomnien:
Somnien Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011
Oh my gosh! I wanna sing this song at the anime convention.^[]^
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:iconvhetin1138:
Vhetin1138 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Very funny! I actually might sing this at Christmas, just so see everyone else's expression.
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Streetsweaper Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011
have you seen 12 days of Bungie its fun same with halo birthday song check them out at youtube.
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:iconstreetsweaper:
Streetsweaper Featured By Owner May 18, 2011
Awsome i love this it fits me on halo x-mas
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Spartan4317 Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
FAVED MANY TIMEZ
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FluffytheElite2 Featured By Owner May 12, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
best song evar!! XDD
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:icongoldenwingedangel:
GoldenWingedAngel Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to sing in next sleigh ride or when I'm playing Halo on Christmas! If you don't mind?
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kumitae Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011
Brilliant! Utterly genius.
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